Want to fly 'round the rings of Saturn tonight? How about swimming along side enormous prehistoric sea creatures? Is skiing the glaciers on Mars more to your liking? Or, perhaps, you'd like to simply float in a sea of calming nothingness? Your possibilities are endless with our new beautifulDreamer™ Pillows.While the underlying science is complex, the pillows are simple to use: choose from hundreds of fantastical dream scenarios*, then lay your head to sleep for the perfectDream™.
*Counselors prepare a personalized dream menu for each resident.
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dear mr. scott:
ReplyDeletemy family & I are members of a faith based organization. We are very interested in the whole beautifuliving experience and with 6 children and a ministry to run , your break-thru technology seems like it might literally bring us closer to our dreams. Two questions:
1- is sleepTherapy christian-friendly for teens and pre-teens ? our kids play hard, pray hard and we need to know that they dream right.
2 - for those of us will sleeping disorders what about sleepTherapy naps ?
keep the innovations coming
Dear A. Sharpton,
ReplyDeleteThank you for your interesting questions. Yes, this is an exciting break-through and residents are already raving about their experiences with beautifulDreamer™ pillows.
To answer your questions:
1. It is our policy here at beautifuliving™ to provide ammenities that are non-denominational in character. Thus, dream scenarios addressing specific religious doctrine's are presently unavailable.
However, when meeting with a sleepCounciler™ one may choose from a wealth of historically themed dream scenarios, such as spending an afternoon in debate with Aristotle or walking along-side the first proto-humans on the African landscape.
2. Sleep disorders are virtually non-existent at beautifuliving™ as our residents undergo advanced therapies which essentially wipe-out these types of hinderences to happiness™. Of course, we are all free to nap* whenever we'd like to and the beautifulDreamer™ pillow makes a wonderful companion.
*Sensors in the home monitor sleep/rest cycles and this data is used in determining dreamTime™ durations.