"Wow! Amazing! Beautiful™!" was her parents reaction when first seeing their new beautifulBaby™. And we couldn't agree more!Meet Logan_1*, the newest member of the beautifuliving™ community, representing yet another milestone in our beautifulBabies™ program. While her customized neurological and biological attributes are exemplary, she also possesses a unique external feature: bioluminescent eyes! This quality adds a slight inner glow to her gorgeous blue eyes (beautifuliving™ blue, of course!). While the glow is only slightly visible at birth it will become more pronounced over the next few weeks.
UPDATE: This photo is of Logan_1 in her sixth month.
Logan_1, beautiful™ on the inside. beautiful™ on the outside.
*If Logan_1's name sounds familiar it's because she was named after the central character, Logan 5, in the 1977 futuristic film, "Logan's Run", also known as Logan-3 in the 1967 book. Her parents are big fans of the story and so are we.
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Oh - she's a Nexus 6...I made her eyes.
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute baby! Congratulations to her mom and dad. Can't wait to see her eyes.
ReplyDeletegreat spoof site...I love how you maintain the tone of the satire by so consistently staying in character
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two serious questions for mr. scott regarding rumors
that have recently surfaced in the press:
1-is their a BL "alpha- test" community currently in operation in the mid-east ?
2- do all BL residents get free iphones ?
Ok, this is so stupid. Has anyone noticed that there is no address? Where does all this take place? Why is it not all over global news? Mr Scott, if this is serious and not a spoof, contact me personally at darf333@msn.com and explain it to me, because if it were real, I would be the first to be interested and I would pay out the ass.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate your interest in the beautifuliving™ lifestyle and want to ensure everyone that beautifuliving™ is real. Very real! However, in respect to our residents' privacy and security our exact location is only revealed after an in-depth application and approval process.
ReplyDeleteFurther, because of the often difficult, and seemingly repressive, laws regarding biotechnologies in the United States we have chosen a location just outside of the US border. We sincerely hope this changes in time.
Because we do not reveal the scientific details of our research we are able to operate outside the eye of the popular media. As you might imagine, gaining press coverage without providing the scientific data behind our developments would appear suspect and bring unwanted attention. We are not in the business of selling technology. Our lifestyle and community is our product, and while technology plays a large part it is only that: a part of the whole.
Our community does not operate with the usual real-estate developer, high-profit bottom lines and sales driven philosophy found at most master-planned communities. For instance, homes sold by residents are sold back to the community and not into the open real-estate market. Since high-profits and real estate investment is not our business we have no need to invite the attention of the press.
As the founder of this wonderful community, I have also refrained from granting interviews with the press for concern that only the sensational aspects of our forward-thinking lifestyle would be exploited, leaving our rich ideology largely ignored.
While many of our residents describe the whole of our lifestyle, physical landscape and amazing technologies as their very own “Garden of Eden”, all of us simply think of beautifuliving™ as “Home™”.
Everyone is invited to begin the beautifuliving™ application process by simply sending off an email to info@happinessTM.com or to visit our website for more information.
Thank you for your interest and we hope to hear more from you soon.
Sincerely,
David Scott
If you've really developed successful gene therapy then your unwillingness to share your techniques insures that tens of thousands die from genetic disorders and diseases. Sounds like Beautiful Living to me! Must be quite the task to fake humanity under such monstrous guilt.
ReplyDeleteI understand your feelings and share the sadness of being unable to share our developments with the countless individuals and families that would benefit.
ReplyDeleteHowever, it is not our decision to withhold our technologies or to deny treatment to anyone. In America (we operate outside its border), for instance, laws instituted by the present administration do not allow us to share our gifts. It is quite unfortunate and I urge you to let your lawmakers know what the price is for their short-sighted and religiously skewed views.
Thank you for writing.
Hilarious! I love your idea.
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