The Seven Deadly Sins Tamed

In the formative days of the research group evolution is energy™ one of our quests was the discovery of the genetic foundation for the "Seven Deadly Sins", and we are thrilled to announce that we've fulfilled that goal!

Over the years we have located the genetic source for Anger™, Lust™, Gluttony™, Envy™ and Sloth™ and now with the recent discovery of Pride™ and Greed™ the search is complete.

This breakthrough is invaluable, making it possible to identify and, if one wishes, annihilate any one or all of these traits. However, complete erasure is rarely healthy to the whole person, so we've developed control techniques that allow us to "dial-down" or "turn-up" intensities. For example, if arrogance is problematic then we can lower the maximum possible Pride™ level so that the behaviour always stays within desired bounds.

We'll celebrate this milestone with a special event at Founders Lake Park on June 10th. There will be rides, games, music, fireworks, exciting new food treats and a special surprise announcement at sundown.

Pillows aren't just for sleepTherapy™ anymore!

Want to fly 'round the rings of Saturn tonight? How about swimming along side enormous prehistoric sea creatures? Is skiing the glaciers on Mars more to your liking? Or, perhaps, you'd like to simply float in a sea of calming nothingness? Your possibilities are endless with our new beautifulDreamer™ Pillows.

While the underlying science is complex, the pillows are simple to use: choose from hundreds of fantastical dream scenarios*, then lay your head to sleep for the perfectDream™.

*Counselors prepare a personalized dream menu for each resident.