We are excited to announce that the first beautifulBaby™ born at beautifuliving™, Max, has recently celebrated his first birthday!Right on schedule, and to the delight of his parents Loren and Mark, Max is showing a great interest in baseball and jazz music from the 1920's. But, it's not all sleepStudy™ and workshops for this charismatic boy as he finds great joy from playing in the sand with his glow-in-the-dark pet, Mosker.
Happy Birthday Max!
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Maybe if my husband and I hurry we can create a beautifulbaby for Max to marry one day! Keep up the good work Mr. Scott!
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ReplyDeleteAre you sure his name isn't "Damien"? You are doing the devil's work, sir. I beseech thee to call upon God for forgiveness. Or at least back off on the 7 deadly sins.
ReplyDeleteI believe they are doing G-D's work! To dream of what we can be, as G-D's creatures and to continue to evolve beyond the written word: this is our destiny.
ReplyDeleteEmbrace the coming of the second being: evo-humanity. The first word was given as a guide. Now, we must surpass the word and create our own future: in G-D's name. beautifuliving? Perhaps. Amen.
What kind of technology provides Mosker with his bioluminescent quality? Is it the result of a green fluorescence protein construct, or is it luciferase?
ReplyDeleteIt is important that the young geniuses be taught about the effects of spreading the knowledge of their discoveries to the regular folk.
ReplyDeleteThe regular folk breed less responsibly and will use the knowledge to breed even faster.
Any great discoveries should be kept secret to the outside world.
The outside world may end up destroying if you don't.
You are not the first group of humans to have improved yourselves.
Imitate the good sense of those who have tried this before( faeries, saucer people)--keep your secrets secret.
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ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeletei'm loving how people are comparing this sick initiative to faeries and saucer people
neither of which exist
dear God, i hope this is fake
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